DOG PARTY


FENCE CLIMBIN' BLUES

I can't climb the fence baby
No matter what I try to do
I can't climb the fence baby
No matter what I try to do
But I'll dig under it baby
And then I'm gonna get stuck to you
I'm on a short leash baby
And I'm fit to be tied
I'm on a short leash baby
And I'm fit to be tied
But I'll chew right threw it baby
And then I'll take you for a ride

I know there's other men baby
Hangin' round from the neighborhood
I know there's other men baby
Hangin' round from the neighborhood
Cause whatever you rolled in baby
Lawd, you know it sure smells good

DOG PARTY

Can't give you a reason to take yourself
So seriously
But I'll give you a way to enjoy yourself
Come over here with me

You say you don't wanna leave your house
Feelin' sad and blue
Well here's a reason to change your mind

You're invited - dog party - come on in
Well I said you're invited - dog party
Bring a dog or your ugly girlfriend
You're invited - dog party - come on in
You're invited - dog party

We'll drop the meat you bring in the sand
And throw it on the grill
I'll bring my own that you won't have
But I think your sister will
Got a stud wants to meet your bitch
If nature has it's way
It don't mean we're related no, no, no

SAME AS YOU

Feed me once in the morning
Feed me once at night
Don't turn me loose in the daytime
'Cause you know I'll eat everything in sight

Well I don't want to ride for nothin'
What do you want me to do
But when I do what I should
Just tell me that I'm doin' good 'Cause baby I'm the same as you

Got a bad libido
Always in the mood
Just get me all excited
I'll jump on anything that moves

Now there's no doubt in my mind where I'm goin'
I've got my instincts to guide my way
I've got no time to see
If there's a future for me
I'll just keeping goin' on my way

Say I'm always friendly
Got no reason to be mad
Just stay away from my yard, boy
'Cause you don't want to see me when I'm mad

HELL BENT PUP

I'm a lonely man
Since she's gone I'm feelin' blue
Now I got you, little puppy dog
But tell me, tell me why you do the things you do

Can't you see the reason for the door
Why ya have to do it on the floor
Why ya get into the trash
Why ya chew up all my cash
You're gonna have to get in line
Gotta train ya or ya know I'm gonna lose my mind

Why ya gotta bark and howl all night
Why can't ya go to sleep without the light
Why ya make me pay the dues
Why ya eat up all my shoes
Why ya diggin' all the holes
Gotta train ya or you know I'm gonna lose control

I miss my baby
Gotta find me someone new
Still I got you, little puppy dog
But tell me, tell me why you do the things you do

Don't ya know I wanna be a star
Why'd ya take a piss on my guitar
You actin' like a grizzly bear
Ya went an' ate my favorite chair
Hell bent pup you a canine sinner
Gonna put you in the oven, gonna eat you for dinner

You know my baby left me
Made me sad to see her go
All I got is you, little puppy dog
Drive me crazy but I love you so

DOG WALK

Took my leetle girl a walkin', early in the dawn
And she left a little present on my neighbor's lawn
Pick it up - pick it up
I know he doesn't like it
But I guess it's up to him to pick it up
He called me up screamin' an' singin' the blues
Said our little present ruined his hundred dollar shoes
Scrape it off - scrape it off
I know he doesn't like it
But I guess it's up to him to scrape it off

Well he took me to court in the middle o' the day
The judge said sorry but you gonna have to pay
Cough it up - cough it up
I know I don't like it
But I guess it's up to me to cough it up


SMELLY OL' DOG BLUES

Got a smelly ol' dog, baby
Ya know he's a smelly ol' hound
Got a smelly ol' dog, baby
Ya know he's a smelly ol' hound
If I can't make him go away
They gonna run me outa town

I tried to bathe him, baby
Just the other day
But when I put him in the tub
The water got up an' ran away

I shot him 20 times, baby
An' each time down he fell
But the angels wouldn't take him, baby
Cause they couldn't stand the smell

TOO MANY GITTARS
Saw a bum on the corner
Gittar on his knee
Said he'd play for his dinner
But I'll be damned, he played better than me
Too many gittars - too many for me
All those gittars baby - why can't they let me be

Too many gittars - too many gittars
Too many gittars - too many for me
All those gittars baby - why can't they let me be

I heard the baddest gittar on
The radio
Well that guy played 'bout the same as me
But then they said he's only 5 years old
Too many gittars - too many for me
All those gittars baby - why can't they let me be